From the good people who brought us last year's Emergency Situation email series, comes a calming message from the CEO of EvilCorps:

Pandemic Flu Steering Committee

It begins...

In order to ensure the continued safety of our employees and protect our business interests, EvilCorps constantly monitors events around the world that have the ( Read more... )

True, I did feel like utter crap on Monday, and was dozing through The Daily Show's rerun. But I must have been feverish or something, because I fell alseep during the commercial break after The Word on Monday's Colbert Report. I slept through Stephen's consumer report on The End Times ( Read more... )

Got tagged by cunien. Don't know how exciting this is going to be, as I've been listening to and exposing about much of the same music for months now.

List five songs that you are currently rocking the living hell out of. It doesn't matter what genre they are from, whether they have words, or even if they're any good, but they must be songs you're ( Read more... )

Ah, my brain, you are so kind to me sometimes ( Read more... )

The latest news...

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Subject: Emergency Situation this Morning -- UpdateIt appears we're okay ( Read more... )

Is it wrong that this just amuses the hell out of me? (BTW, I swear I didn't do this.)

An email sent to our entire facility:

Subject: Emergency Situation this MorningBy now you have either seen or heard about the emergency vehicles in front of our building, and the police and hazard-materials technicians within our building. They were called ( Read more... )

Phew! Back home from the post-RHAR meeting in Michigan, and also back from the Not-Quite-an-Emergency Room. The shoulder is separated, not dislocated. Apply ice and anti-inflamatories for 10 days.

Several lessons were learned this weekend:

If you try to cram all your drinking into the last hour of Band of Brothers, you will never make it past the ( Read more... )

The other day I was listening to the news as I drove to work, and there was a story about the mudslides in Southern California. It started off: "So-And-So, a resident of La Conchita, has been making waves with the media on screen. So-And-So, who has shoulder-length dred locks, lost more than just his house in the mudslides." So I'm thinking, what ( Read more... )